Phallus Phriday

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I Don't Get It

As a live band, Phish just doesn't live up to the hype.

Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week!

Happy Shark Week, Bastards! Join me in saluting legendary pop culture sharks and shark-ish creatures. Learn more about laser sharks here or from our own four-star sharkmaster, Bastard Matt.







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How Many Ways Can You Say...

I found a mighty useful tool on the internets. It generates a seemingly infinite number of euphemisms for, well, you know...

The last time I had this much fun, I was 

exorcising the glistening weasel.

or perhaps..

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, 

sniffing the groovy mushroom.

or maybe 

From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of 

boxing the rubber area.

For more phrases click here

Life: The Documentary

Beautiful new documentary on Discovery, if you have seen it. Would've made for nice weed viewing, back then. I would still turn the volume down and play music instead, the narrative is just annoying.

I actually had a sort of epiphany watching it. Much of it deals with reproduction, and the thing that really became clear to me for the first time is that all around me there are all kinds of species of life, from mammals and birds to fish and insects and plants, and pretty much every single one of them is getting more action than I am.

When a nature documentary makes you feel like a loser, it's probably time to turn the TV off and put on the silk shirt, gold necklace and aqua-velva.

Led Fucking Zeppelin

Seeing as we're all such huge Zep fans, I TCP'd a copy of copy of Mothership, the new compilation from the band that invented metal and put mudsharks on the map. Also on board is some latter day metal (System of a Down, Tool) and a U2 B-sides collection which I didn't even know existed. And somehow, I still managed to get through the day.