Arctic Monkeys

New Album, out in June is called "Suck It And See." See what, guys? See what?

Below is what I guess must be the first single. It's different than their usual sound. I wouldn't have known it was them had I not known it was them.

Going once, going twice...

The album cover that John Lennon signed for his assassin is up for sale. Anybody got a spare $850,000?

Our Ever-Evolving Language

Finally, A PSA Teens Will Listen To

Weren't you a smoker, Joe?

What A Fucking Asshole

From The Commercial Appeal:

Less than two weeks after retiring as Memphis mayor, Herenton walked into the offices of the Shelby County Election Commission this morning and picked up a petition to run for the office again, election commission officials have just confirmed.

Read the rest here.

Just ... Wow

I think this commercial aired during the Republican National Convention. Anybody see it?

It Only Took Me A Year

Gig poster in the mails today. I swear by all that is unholy.

Productivity 1, Bastard 0

They must have enhanced the security blocking gammatron shield at work on our internets. I can no longer access our beloved blog at work. Cripes almighty.