Neo-Retro Friday

Have a Pixi-fied weekend, you lot!

Stripped

Cover art by Bastard High Deity Bill Watterson

Anyone else in?

Shit

Harold Ramis, November 21, 1944 – February 24, 2014.  I loved the scene he did in Knocked Up.

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Bob Casale of Devo. Born: July 14th, 1952 . Deceased: February 17th, 2014

I Still Love My Japanese Car, Part II

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Automobile enthusiasts: I appreciate the above Subaru owner's sentiments.

After 160,000 miles in my 2Fast2Furious car, the clutch has disintegrated and I'm faced with standard wear-and-tear repairs costly enough to prompt the question "what next?"

The question - alas - is rhetorical, as I am not next in line in our household for an automotive upgrade. I will stick it out, hopefully for another 100-150,000 miles or until Jay buys me a Tesla.

It's just as well: I'm told that no car will make me happy after an STI anyway.

22 years ago I moved south because of this shit

Every time I try to escape, it pulls me back in. Looking at 3rd and 4th snow day of the year, which means that I'll be stuck on Unit 2 in World History for a week longer than I wanted. Stay safe and warm Bastards.

Shimmering Stars

Can't get enough of these guys lately.

No Matter What Dylan Says, I Still Love My Japanese Car

Joe? Would Bob approve of that Maserati?

Shit

Arthur Rankin, Jr.

Olympic Toilets ... Continued

The judges are closer than ever to the action!

British Vs American Version?

I was going to have Amazon bum-rush Jay with Morrissey's autobiography for his recent 61st birthday until I found out that the American rendition left out the gay parts. That just didn't seem right. Do you bastards have predominately British or American sensibilities?

British The Office vs American The Office
Revolver WITH "And Your Bird Can Sing" vs Revolver WITHOUT "And Your Bird Can Sing"
The Philosopher's Stone vs The Sorceror's Stone
knickers vs panties

Are we not Bastards?

Then there should be a music related post posted posthaste.  Ah yes, this will serve.  Writing something that sounds original about the Beatles nowadays is harder than finding something fresh on the lunch buffet after 1:00. 

Lotsa Harbaugh For You Dave

Enjoy your de facto national holiday this weekend, bastards.

Don't Worry ...

Happy BirthJay!

Once. Again.

We saw the touring Broadway version of this last night. Forgot what a great story it is. If you've seen it, see it again. If you haven't, well, you know what to do. 

New Fap Fap Fap Hold Fap Fap Fap Steady Fap Fap Fap!

Teeth Dreams will be out March 25 according to Rolling Stoned.
First Single: I Hope This Whole Thing Didn't Frighten You

Two Men Enter, One Man Leaves

After you.

Shit

"And that's why I can make a radio out of a coconut, and not fix a hole in a boat."

- Russell Johnson, on the Professor having a degree from M.I.T.
You, sitting there: describe how Gilligan's Island shaped who you are today.

I Heart Brando.

Another in the series Dick Cavett interviews an oversized genius.