WWJD?!

I stumbled on these while I should have been at Sunday school.

even at my office!!

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Happy Monday

Tennis Anyone?

Ranked only 317th in the world, Romanian tennis star Simona Halep has been getting a lot of press lately. Must be her serve.

Shocked, But Not Surprised

You know, it's just amazing what you can find on the internets these days.

Speaking of Rock Hudson

Kind of a long story, but...

My father-in-law, let's call him Shank, was at a convention in Vegas. He's sitting at a table with his wife and a handful of other people he doesn't know. An announcer comes up and says 'Ladies and Gentlemen, Jim Nabors will be up here in a minute to speak to you.'

Shank, thinks this would be a great time to pull out the old Rock Hudson / Jim Nabors joke (Hudson died without any friends, but he had Nabors up the ass). Dead silence. Nobody laughs. So he shakes it off, thinking Ah, can't win 'em all.

A few minutes later, Nabors comes up on stage and before he gets started, he says, 'I'd just like to say hello to my mother and sister who are in the audience...' and the spotlight shines on the table where Shank's sitting, and Nabors' mother and sister are smiling and waving.

True story.

The Most Gag-Inducing Moment In Cinema History

Fuck Doris Day, and fuck Pillow Talk.

Great Weekend for Basketball

Hope Memphis can win 2 more games this season. Losing to a powder blue southern California team at this point would be like taking a knee to the crotch. Like in this really painful clip from a '70s Ohio St/Minnesota game!

Can I get a "Go Tigers" from anyone?