Dave You Moved There On Purpose Right?

This was actually compiled with real data.

We Must Be In That Self-Destructive / Acting Out Phase of the Crumbling Empire...

Seriously: provoking China?

God Bless the USA

Nothing says Amurica like a bald eagle flying in a church full of God-fearin' people chanting U-S-A U-S-A! Then it went wrong. I feel bad for bird though. Apparently he's ok. Is it just me or would this not be out of place in a Simpsons episode?

Bombing Suspects

Posted to the FBI's site earlier today. You've probably already seen it, but what the hell.

This Kinda Creeps Me Out...

There's been a little too much gratuitous nudity on this here blargh, so I thought I'd step in and bring us back down to the normal low brow antics.

Some dude with too much free time and too much artistic merit decided to re create Beavis and Butthead in 3D form. My only question is "why hasn't this been done before?"

On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have posted this. Someone quickly do a post with boobs so we don't have to view this for too long...

If you haven't seen enough and want more, click here.

Happy Columbus Day!

Ugh

From The Onion A.V. Club:

Remember "We Are The World"? A bazillion stars standing in front of microphones while clutching lyric sheets and looking very stern and serious? Horrible fucking song, huge fucking hit, raised a fuckton of money for Africa? Hold onto your monocles because a whole bunch of newfangled stars have covered the song to benefit the fine folks of Haiti. And it's fucking terrible. Maybe even worse than the original. Once again, good intentions have gone horribly awry. By all means donate money to Haiti (it's a wonderful and worthy cause) but watch this fucker at your own risk. For once seen it can never be unseen (in case you're wondering, Akon did get to use his vocoder).

It's Funny Because It's True

Yet one more reason why North Dakota kicks South Dakota's ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are over 13,000 McDonald’s restaurants in the US, or about 1 for every 23,000 Americans. But even market penetration this advanced doesn’t mean that McDonald’s is everywhere. Somewhere in South Dakota is the McFarthest Spot in the nation, from which you’d have to drive 145 miles to get your Big Mac (if you could fly, however, and why wouldn't you, it’d be only 107 miles). I bet they drive it all the time.

What A Dick

From Wired News:

Vice President Dick Cheney's office pushed for major deletions in congressional testimony on the public health consequences of climate change, fearing the presentation by a leading health official might make it harder to avoid regulating greenhouse gases, a former EPA officials maintains.

When six pages were cut from testimony on climate change and public health by the head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last October, the White House insisted the changes were made because of reservations raised by White House advisers about the accuracy of the science.

You can read the rest of this depressing article here.

A Moment of Patriotic Reverence

Happy Birthday to the country that invented baseball, rice crispies and Intelligent Design.