Sousa-FAIL!

I'm easily amused.

Trouble Will Find Me

Feeling happy?  Let the National help you Find The Pain to get through the day.  Don't like the National?  Go fuck youself.  

Ho The Humanity!

How are you all coping with the shuttering of Hostess? I saw a disheveled Dave shuffling down the street, muttering to himself, but I think he does that anyway...
Is Hostess part of your Thanksgiving tradition?
What deep-pocketed savior will rescue the brand?

Uh ...

Sad Ha Ha

Biophilia

No idea if we have any Bjorkologists among the greater bastardate, but her latest album is not so much an album as an experience. It's all gettin' your interactive on & shit. Biophilia for iPad has apps for each song; you can explore the themes and create your own version. The "ultimate" edition includes a wooden box with ten chromed tuning forks, each one adjusted to the tone of a single album track.
My affinity for Bjork extends mostly to the film "Dancer in the Dark" (she was fantastic) and a lingering desire to imitate her distinctive voice - it would be such a good go-to impersonation, you know? I don't know a single song of hers.
Anyway, one of you iPad-havin' bastards please review this album and get back to us, and Heavy D make sure your next album includes all the internets and twitter and Tesla coils and tuning forks and such.

If Joe's Not Gonna Do It ...

Long live the King!

Tone Matrix

Make your own summer theme music HERE by clicking on the squares.