Wednesday, August 28, 2013

God Bless the USA





Nothing says Amurica like a bald eagle flying in a church full of God-fearin' people chanting U-S-A U-S-A! Then it went wrong. I feel bad for bird though. Apparently he's ok. Is it just me or would this not be out of place in a Simpsons episode?

5 comments:

Jay said...

If only this could be the mega-church where those mouth-breathing morons refused vaccinations and now have the measles.

Why did the eagle fly into the window? Because it was God's will, Matt.

Dave said...

I'm confused. I love Amurica, and I therefore I love Eagles. But I HATE the Philadelphia Eagles. What should I do?

Eric said...

Benjamin Franklin told us to pick the gotdamm wild turkey as our national bird so shit like this wouldn't happen.

Dave, try to transfer some of your hatred onto The Eagles, a la Jeff Lebowski.

Mike said...

Uncomfortably metaphorical.

Matt said...

^^^^ what he said