Lent

Not as in I lent a bastard money and he paid me back with beer, but as in 'tis the solemn season of Lent. This time of speculation and end of the Mardi Gras means that our own sodden New Orleans transplant (Sodomite) ex Poobah JD Beckerman's wedding is a mere 6 weeks away.  I and at least one other Bastard (Jay) have reservated accommodations and travel plans.  Anybody going to help me get a flying solo Jay hammered?  It's REALLY funny.

Attention K-Mart Shoppers...

This is why Jay works at Fed Ex...

Merry F*&%$ Christmas

I have an idea. How's about we all exchange physical addresses (through an email that I will start) and everyone creates a custom CD compilation and sends it to everyone else for Christmas. Eric, I know your crazy Jewish Rastafarian Hindu faith doesn't always observe Christmas, but I'm sure you can make an exception. CDs could be themed (mine will be), obscure, all time faves, or whatever. Indicate whether you're in by adding a comment that says something like....."I'm in". Takers?