Dave's Football Fantasy

Congratulations!! to the Durham Bastard and his Fantasy Football juggernaut... assembled to crush our spirits on a weekly basis.
Despite the handicap of having both Brees and Manning on his team,
plucky Dave managed to persevere and dominate the regular season and the playoffs.

The irony will not be lost on a gridiron genius like Bastard Dave when a force of nature from his youthful homeland (yes I'm talking about the 7-9 Seahawks) puts a red-ass beatdown on his beloved Saints.. wait, is that what I meant to say?

Our lame fantasy league.....

...is nearing the playoff stretch. Let's recap:
1) Jay hasn't maintained his team and still beat me pretty handily last week with three inactive players. So much for excellence.
2) Joe's team is called the Cleveland Steamers. Indeed.
3) Eric and I are tied for supremacy. I have sent him a virtual face-slap with my virtual gloves and we will be dueling (virtually) this weekend for first place position.

The 'good' news? All eight teams make the playoffs in this format! Gentlemen, to the gridiron!