Long time Bastardo Joe meets newest Bastardos Matt and Eric.
It was great catching up with the Nashville chapter. Matt picked my friend Philip and I up from our hotel and we went to [insert bar name here]. We only had a couple of hours to get together, so we only had about 11 Dogfish Head 90 min IPAs apiece. Eric was nice enough to buy for the group. Matt said he's got the next round.
As we all know, two bastards together at once counts as a quorum, so we had a super quorum and had the authority to do whatever the fuck we wanted to. But we forgot, so whoever was the old pooh bah is still the new pooh bah. We did have it together enough to name Emerson, Lake and Palmer as the official band of Los Bastardos Unidos. Above is a photo of the unanimous vote. A motion to officially name Jay as a douchebag failed 2 to 1. I'll bring it up again when Dave and I get together.
