Friday, August 09, 2013

Cats Are So Weird

2 comments:

Mike said...

I think I just made an important discovery. The internet sucks. Thank you SO much for posting this.

I'll be submitting future comments via 3x5 notecards that I hand to you whenever I happen to see you, which occasions I'll avoid.

The internet is dead to me.

Eric said...

Mike, you're in fine form.

I'll remind everyone that per the charter, a handwritten copy of the weblog is maintained on file at the Library of Congress:

VIIA(2): And ƒo if thee internet doth deteriorate, ought inked papyruƒ carry forthe our eƒteemed tradition...

[Jay is supposed to update it quarterly.]
If the webs is broken for two consecutive quarters, the blog automatically becomes a periodical. With 8-10 subscribers, we would be a major player in print journalism in the United States.

Also, one can always simply submit one's comments via 3x5 notecard or post-it directly to the Library of Congress, thus avoiding direct contact with Jay.