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At an undisclosed location, the principals of the Bastard hierarchy ('the Conclave') met for sober intellectual discussion. So be it stated herewith:
(1)The Scrotum Initiative continues to go well.
(2) Suggested theme "A Teetotaler's Wedding" for upcoming Bastard nuptials was shot down in committee.
(3) Traveling piggyback is an effective means of conveyance and implies nothing about one's sexuality.
(4) White trash dive bar provides perfect contrast to iconic Australian noir auteur.
(5) Lurker: next pitcher is on you.
8 comments:
Fuck with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park.
I've never felt so lonely.
Eric, NONE of that I said was true. Except the stuff about Jay and Dave. That shit was ALL true.
The Fucking Nick Fucking Cave and The Fucking Bad Fucking Seeds show was Fucking amazing, by the fucking way.
Also, marks a record for most Bastards ever assembled, if I'm not mistaken. The smell was murderous.
This was before the Nick Cave show?! Why do you assholes look like you're heading to A Very Special Evening with Jon Tesh and Kenny G?
You answered your own question, Dave: because we're assholes.
That's more than the US Congress has done in the last 4 years. I'm glad you didn't waste the rare opportunity of a quorum on heady spirits and foolishness. I trust Dave and I were missed, and that at least someone asked, "who the fuck is Andrew?"
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