Friday, February 22, 2013

Shark Week? Try Shark MONTH Bitchez!


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Kudos to Matt, whose photography will be featured in an upcoming Shark Angels Calendar.

Matt's only previous calendar work was as "Mr. April" in Sexy Wetsuits 1993. He says he was young and needed the money.

6 comments:

Jay said...

Yay Matt! Congratulations, you sick bastard.

Mike said...

I haven't actually discussed this with any of the other bastards yet, but I think it's entirely possible you could be named official shark photographer of Los Bastardos Unidos.

Poobah?

Dave said...

I've got the Wetsuit calendars for 96-98and Matt is in all of those too. Times must have been tough, especially in '98. That poor manatee.

Eric said...

Mike - Matt is probably the strongest candidate at this point. Per the bylaws:

"..applicants for Official Shark Photographer (OSP) will be vetted by a Bastard Peer Review Committee. The vote shall be unanimous. OSP wil be installed for a term of seven years via farcical aquatic ceremony."

Matt has always maintained that he and the manatee were "just good friends".

Matt said...

I was sh back in the day, but they told me the photos would be tasteful...

Matt said...

Shy back in the day. I assume that y'all guessed that my typo was "shit". That would also be correct incidentally