You bastards need religion, and it's SO easy to join! All you have to do is say Tarvu's Prayer.
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.
(To be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)
Click here to visit the official internet website for the Tarvuist faith.
Tarvuists believe:
- Tarvu is our Lord God
- There are two universes
- The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
- We should all "be nice"
- Men and women are equal (to each other)
- Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
- Octopuses are holy creatures
- Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.
2 comments:
This faith clearly has a sense of humor about itself... leading me to believe it's no religion at all.
Looks like I stay with Raptor Jebus.
I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
- Mark Twain
Right you are, sir. This brilliance is the work of Robert Popper and Peter Serafinowicz, the men who brought you the Look Around You series, among other things.
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