I'm taking in a conference in Seattle (Government Purchasing, NOT Hempfest. I swear!). This is a damn nice town, and the weather has been great the whole time I've been here. And the food! I may never leave.
**IMPORTANT** BASTARD TRAVEL FUND DEPLETED & ALMOST IN ARREARS!!
Not to point fingers but Dave travels every fucking day in the summer, Joe has "business" trips all over the lower forty-eight, and Matt charters off-planet transport with Richard Branson in search of space sharks, which aren't even a thing. Please end the madness, fuckers. There's barely half a shilling left in the Wenches & Grog Treasury and it's not even Labor Day. Jay's got his Far East Indeterminate Gender Pleasure House Tour coming up. And the rest of us need to bust outta Dodge occasionally too.
If it makes you feel better, I have been living on ramen noodles and water for two weeks with another week to go. End-of-summer-haven't-been-paid-since-May blues in full effect.
Jay, we've devoted considerable blogspace to genital wellness. Especially yours. You seem to bring it up every time you let your scrotox treatments lapse.
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I truly love Seattle. It's a great town. Try to find the Pink Door- fun downtown restaurant. Eat some Ivar's chowder, and find Jimi Hendrix's grave.
Only been there once but I love the northwest. Safe travels.
Never been, but I hear there's a large gay community in Seattle.
**IMPORTANT**
BASTARD TRAVEL FUND DEPLETED & ALMOST IN ARREARS!!
Not to point fingers but Dave travels every fucking day in the summer, Joe has "business" trips all over the lower forty-eight, and Matt charters off-planet transport with Richard Branson in search of space sharks, which aren't even a thing.
Please end the madness, fuckers. There's barely half a shilling left in the Wenches & Grog Treasury and it's not even Labor Day.
Jay's got his Far East Indeterminate Gender Pleasure House Tour coming up. And the rest of us need to bust outta Dodge occasionally too.
Let's tighten up!
Yeah, guys. Please think of my genitals.
I'm not talking about the trip, I just want you to think of my genitals.
If it makes you feel better, I have been living on ramen noodles and water for two weeks with another week to go. End-of-summer-haven't-been-paid-since-May blues in full effect.
Jay, we've devoted considerable blogspace to genital wellness. Especially yours. You seem to bring it up every time you let your scrotox treatments lapse.
Dave, that makes me feel much better.
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