I'm sure that you bastards will getting your drink on this holiday season, so I thought I'd share this little chart with you. Now you'll have a little guide to keep you in line so you don't over-do it and barf in the punch bowl...
When I was in the collections business, our repo firm threw a wild Christmas party every year. They had all their wreckers lined up outside so they could haul your car and your drunk ass back home. Those parties were off Matt's chart.
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And a great big thank you for providing this chart. What if I get too drunk to read it?
Even though I'm da boss, "cog in the machine" seems more apt.
Where's the graphic for 'Boss of the Boss'? I think it should be an IV drip of gin.
When I was in the collections business, our repo firm threw a wild Christmas party every year. They had all their wreckers lined up outside so they could haul your car and your drunk ass back home. Those parties were off Matt's chart.
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