I'll be performing all of my greatest (s)hits, including 'Bastard Joe', 'Bastards of Young', 'You Are a Fucking Bastard' and 'Los Bastardos Unidos (The Unicorns)'.
Shows were great, setlists forthcoming, along with pics when I get back to Durham tomorrow. Boy am I out of rock and roll shape. Throat: sore Joints: stiff Ears: ringing
Sure, Professor! you suffer from You're Fuckin' Forty-Four Syndrome -- an intermittently debilitating condition characterized by:
- poor dentition (think vintage Pogues) - memory impairment (can't remember lyrics to songs you wrote yourself) - wandering bowels - agita, gout, dropsy
YFFS typically lasts about a year. The treatment - as with most conditions nowadays - is Viagra and beer. It's not contagious. I have some symptoms myself and think I'm about to come down with a case soon. Keep us all apprised of your progress.
I'll be performing all of my greatest (s)hits, including 'Bastard Joe', 'Bastards of Young', 'You Are a Fucking Bastard' and 'Los Bastardos Unidos (The Unicorns)'.
ReplyDeleteI expect to see a full setlist, you bastard.
ReplyDeleteDo you take requests?
ReplyDelete'Bastard Son of Elvis' (Denzil)
"Friendly, Friendly Bitch" is a personal fave of mine.
ReplyDeleteShows were great, setlists forthcoming, along with pics when I get back to Durham tomorrow. Boy am I out of rock and roll shape.
ReplyDeleteThroat: sore
Joints: stiff
Ears: ringing
Can I get a diagnosis Dr. Eric?
Sure, Professor! you suffer from You're Fuckin' Forty-Four Syndrome -- an intermittently debilitating condition characterized by:
ReplyDelete- poor dentition (think vintage Pogues)
- memory impairment (can't remember lyrics to songs you wrote yourself)
- wandering bowels
- agita, gout, dropsy
YFFS typically lasts about a year. The treatment - as with most conditions nowadays - is Viagra and beer. It's not contagious. I have some symptoms myself and think I'm about to come down with a case soon. Keep us all apprised of your progress.