Massachusetts Mall Santa Charged with Groping Elf
BOSTON Tue Nov 26, 2013 (Reuters) - A man who worked as a Santa Claus in a Massachusetts shopping mall has been ordered not to put the red suit back on until a court resolves a charge that he groped an adult coworker over the weekend.
That's like Shoeless Joe Jackson getting banned from baseball. Very sad! Man, if I had a candy cane for every elf I've fondled..
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, he probably thought it was a child.
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