In the age of e-commerce, the church needs to get back to selling unregulated indulgences.Think about it: a $5 PayPal outlay gets you salvation from eternal damnation... wouldn't you want some of that sweet action?
The only Popes I really get behind are the Smoking kind.
And if they want to get really bleeding-edge, switch to bitcoin as their currency.
In the age of e-commerce, the church needs to get back to selling unregulated indulgences.
ReplyDeleteThink about it: a $5 PayPal outlay gets you salvation from eternal damnation... wouldn't you want some of that sweet action?
The only Popes I really get behind are the Smoking kind.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they want to get really bleeding-edge, switch to bitcoin as their currency.
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