I haven't actually discussed this with any of the other bastards yet, but I think it's entirely possible you could be named official shark photographer of Los Bastardos Unidos.
Mike - Matt is probably the strongest candidate at this point. Per the bylaws:
"..applicants for Official Shark Photographer (OSP) will be vetted by a Bastard Peer Review Committee. The vote shall be unanimous. OSP wil be installed for a term of seven years via farcical aquatic ceremony."
Matt has always maintained that he and the manatee were "just good friends".
Yay Matt! Congratulations, you sick bastard.
ReplyDeleteI haven't actually discussed this with any of the other bastards yet, but I think it's entirely possible you could be named official shark photographer of Los Bastardos Unidos.
ReplyDeletePoobah?
I've got the Wetsuit calendars for 96-98and Matt is in all of those too. Times must have been tough, especially in '98. That poor manatee.
ReplyDeleteMike - Matt is probably the strongest candidate at this point. Per the bylaws:
ReplyDelete"..applicants for Official Shark Photographer (OSP) will be vetted by a Bastard Peer Review Committee. The vote shall be unanimous. OSP wil be installed for a term of seven years via farcical aquatic ceremony."
Matt has always maintained that he and the manatee were "just good friends".
I was sh back in the day, but they told me the photos would be tasteful...
ReplyDeleteShy back in the day. I assume that y'all guessed that my typo was "shit". That would also be correct incidentally
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