Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Deforestation: Endangered Species


Medical update: due to the popularity of the Brazilian bikini wax and nether-region depilation, pthirus pubis - the pubic louse - is finding it hard to make a home. More on this endangered species. The Surgeon Bastard has suggested a good back, sack & crack wax for everyone. [Except Jay, who qualifies for conscientious objector status.]
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6 comments:

  1. MikeTuesday, January 15, 2013 9:14:00 PM

    As Sailor said to Lula, the way your mind works is God's own personal mystery. Seriously, I have no idea what you said. And somehow find myself agreeing.

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  2. DaveWednesday, January 16, 2013 2:18:00 AM

    Joe has volunteered to create a refuge area to keep the species alive.

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  3. JoeWednesday, January 16, 2013 8:27:00 AM

    That's right. No manscaping for me.

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  4. EricWednesday, January 16, 2013 8:38:00 AM

    Sailor + Lula. Hell yeh Lurker.

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  5. MattWednesday, January 16, 2013 9:12:00 AM

    Thanks for being the environmental activist Joe.

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  6. JayThursday, January 17, 2013 9:27:00 AM

    Kinda like trying to clearcut the Sahara.

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