The Awl (whatever that is) has a list of members of congress with totally metal names. Topping the list: Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY). I guess John Boehner would've made the list if it was totally porn star names.
Saxby Chambliss or Chip Cravaack would get my top vote.
Boehner - alas - might not even make totally porn names as the pronunciation is 'bān ər. But his complexion makes him a strong candidate for Members of Congress Totally Related to the Oompa Loompas.
Saxby Chambliss or Chip Cravaack would get my top vote.
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I used to work with someone named Lana Luster, which is easily the most metal name ever in the history of the world.
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