Dave may in fact be in violation, or at least have shirked some obligations. I pulled the Original Articles of Bastardy, and the relevant passage seems to be:
Ordinance 314: DON'T MESS WITH MY JUNKET.
Should bastard in the first part travel to debaucherous locale more than once per quarter for purposes of -
(a) imbibery or crunkery; or (b) activities unrelated to the discharge of professional duties
- then bastard in the first part procures passage and accommodations for all other bastards in good standing, for a minimum of 72 hours, in said debaucherous locale.
Glutton for punishment or just glutton?
ReplyDeleteHave fun, sir.
No. Sympathy.
ReplyDeleteDave may in fact be in violation, or at least have shirked some obligations. I pulled the Original Articles of Bastardy, and the relevant passage seems to be:
ReplyDeleteOrdinance 314: DON'T MESS WITH MY JUNKET.
Should bastard in the first part travel to debaucherous locale more than once per quarter for purposes of -
(a) imbibery or crunkery; or
(b) activities unrelated to the discharge of professional duties
- then bastard in the first part procures passage and accommodations for all other bastards in good standing, for a minimum of 72 hours, in said debaucherous locale.
Guilty as charged. Also hungover as hell.
ReplyDeleteNice work, Eric!
ReplyDeletePoobah just went charter on your ass.
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