I found a mighty useful tool on the internets. It generates a seemingly infinite number of euphemisms for, well, you know...
exorcising the glistening weasel.
or perhaps..They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
sniffing the groovy mushroom.
or maybe
From behind the curtain came the unmistakable sounds of
Reading your post, I promptly began
ReplyDeletegetting the eternal stubborn longshoreman.
I spend most of my life placating the czar.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone needs me, I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
ReplyDeleteI spent the afternoon ruining the turtle
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late, was double-parking the woodchuck.
ReplyDeletePlacating the czar is my favorite.