That's great! These Onion news pieces are really hilarious.
I watched the whole thing waiting for a punchline.
You don't get it?
Ha ha. Oh yeah. I missed it the first time.
I thought the joke was that they are giving him CPR but they haven't noticed that he's been sliced in half in a terrible accident, and probably isn't worth saving.
I thought the joke was that they expect us to believe that they one day will let a woman read the news.
I thought the joke was that CPR will not be allowed under Obamacare.
I thought the joke was that this scene is supposed to be set in 1743, but the doctor is wearing a digital watch!
I thought the joke was that he says you are supposed to push hard, about 3 inches, 100 times a minute.
That was the most inspired run of posts ever- Andrew for Poobah!!!! I'm LMFAO (if indeed that stands for Littering My Fajitas and Oranges).
That's great! These Onion news pieces are really hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI watched the whole thing waiting for a punchline.
ReplyDeleteYou don't get it?
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Oh yeah. I missed it the first time.
ReplyDeleteI thought the joke was that they are giving him CPR but they haven't noticed that he's been sliced in half in a terrible accident, and probably isn't worth saving.
ReplyDeleteI thought the joke was that they expect us to believe that they one day will let a woman read the news.
ReplyDeleteI thought the joke was that CPR will not be allowed under Obamacare.
ReplyDeleteI thought the joke was that this scene is supposed to be set in 1743, but the doctor is wearing a digital watch!
ReplyDeleteI thought the joke was that he says you are supposed to push hard, about 3 inches, 100 times a minute.
ReplyDeleteThat was the most inspired run of posts ever- Andrew for Poobah!!!! I'm LMFAO (if indeed that stands for Littering My Fajitas and Oranges).
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