I swear to God I'll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat! Do you hear me? I swear to God. You better be glad--you better be fucking glad that I'm not, I swear.I know this is yesterday's news, but that one guy's reaction cracks me up.
First there's that dildo racist Joe Wilson heckling the president, then Serena's meltdown and Kanye's drunken idiocy. I wonder if the era of Twitter and Facebook is changing the traditional limits of self expression. I'm imaging a future age studying the Age of Reason, the Industrial Age, the Information Age, which was followed by the Age of Assholes.
ReplyDeleteFuck you!
ReplyDeleteEr, I mean good point. I think there's something to that ...
Mike, you don't fucking deserve to comment on this fucking post, you fucking piece of hairy shit!
ReplyDeleteFellow Bastardos,
ReplyDeleteI would like to genuinely apologize for my bashing of Lurker in my earlier comment. I was caught up in the moment and lost my head. Also, I was on drugs.
Eat shit and die, Jay. You heard me.
You should be glad I don't shove this fucking mouse down your fucking throat! Do you fucking hear me?
ReplyDeleteI want to amend my press statement of five minutes ago, and want to make it clear as possible - I want to sincerely apologize FIRST to my fellow bastards, any lurkers, Kim Clijsters, and the Elders of the Internet for my inappropriate outburst. I'm a man of great pride, faith and integrity, and I admit when I'm wrong.
ReplyDeleteI need to make it clear to all young people that I handled myself inappropriately and it's not the way to act -- win or lose, good call or bad call in any sport, in any manner.
I like to lead by example. We all learn from experiences both good and bad. I will learn and grow from this, and be a better person as a result.
Do you fucking hear me?
You lie! I throw a shoe at you both!
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