Wednesday, May 21, 2008

What's not to like about Scarlett Johansson?



The buxom starlet has released a cacophony of poorly executed, insanely over-produced Tom Waits covers. Her debut album Anywhere I Lay My Head rivals Williams Shatner's for great songs gone unforgivably wrong, though I wouldn't tell her so to her breasts.

Face, I mean.
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5 comments:

  1. JoeThursday, May 22, 2008 5:17:00 AM

    But she's sooooo hot!

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  2. JayThursday, May 22, 2008 6:59:00 AM

    What I wouldn't give to be surrounded by a bunch sycophantic suck-ups telling me that everything I did was genius.

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  3. MikeThursday, May 22, 2008 4:16:00 PM

    You're a genius.

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  4. JayFriday, May 23, 2008 6:47:00 PM

    That was easy.

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  5. DaveSaturday, May 24, 2008 4:53:00 AM

    I had a preview of the album. You can't really say she sucks because you can't actually hear her on most of the crap.

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