Alright you musical heavyweights, construct your own dreamteam garage band. Living artists only, don't try some Morrison-Hendrix-Moon combo, that won't fly. I know this is a total dweeb question, but you know you're sitting there thinking up a total dweeb answer, so it's cool. 
Okay you pussies, I'll jump in first ...
ReplyDelete1) Without question, the drummer's gotta be Dave Grohl.
2) Karl Alvarez (ALL, Descendents) on bass.
3) Jeff Tweedy on vocals and rhythm guitar.
4) I'm blanking on lead guitar duties, so I'll go with John Frusciante for the sake of weirdness.
You think a bass player is really necessary?
ReplyDeleteCo-lead guitarists: Bob Mould and J Mascis.
ReplyDeleteRhythm/vocals: Frank Black
Bass: Jay Hines or Tommy Stinson, whomever calls first
Drums: Since Grohl is 'taken', I'll go with Paul McCartney. No, really.
Man, I almost picked Bob Mould for lead, but how the hell could I leave out Frank Blank?
ReplyDeleteTee hee, Lurker. Tee hee.
Westerberg - guitar, vocals
ReplyDeleteT. Stinson - bass
Chris Mars - drums
Slim Dunlap - guitar
Nice, nice choices. With the leftovers, I'll take
ReplyDeleteDrums: Tre Cool (Green Day)
Guitar/backup vocals: Rivers Cuomo
Bass: Flea
Lead guitar: Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth)
Vocals: Deborah Harry
Eenteresting, going with the female lead. And very thoughtful answer from you, Joe.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Joe wins the freakin' prize!
ReplyDeleteJoe gets a zero for creativity and a ten for masturbatory fantasy. Rivers Cuomo can be in my band too, as can Susanna Hoffs and Matthew Sweet.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, Joe gets a zero? Ouch, that means he's stuck with a modified lineup:
ReplyDeleteBjorn Ulvaeus
Benny Andersson
Agnetha Faltskog
Anni-Frid Lyngstad