Jesus fucking Christ! It's been on the market a whole day and no one even came to look at it! It only rained for 6 or 7 hours today! What's wrong with these people? I'm freaking out!
Have you found a spot to move to yet? (To most effectively implement the Hines method, you probably should already have bought and moved into another house.) Listen, if you are at all interested in moving to Memphis, I want you to know that you are welcome to move your family into Jay's house for as long as you need to.
Good luck with that whining thing. Hopefully, yours will go fast enough that you won't have time.
ReplyDeleteThis is what you guys get for owning things.
ReplyDeleteI like the use of "winge" here. Kind of a cross between whine and cringe. Hope she sales fast, Joe.
ReplyDeleteI think it should actually be 'whinge.'
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Christ! It's been on the market a whole day and no one even came to look at it! It only rained for 6 or 7 hours today! What's wrong with these people? I'm freaking out!
ReplyDeleteOkay, deep breaths. Where's that bottle?
Oh, it gets worse ...
ReplyDeleteHave you found a spot to move to yet? (To most effectively implement the Hines method, you probably should already have bought and moved into another house.) Listen, if you are at all interested in moving to Memphis, I want you to know that you are welcome to move your family into Jay's house for as long as you need to.
ReplyDeleteI think they're heading to Jacksonville, but thanks anyway, Lurker.
ReplyDeleteThat's awfully nice of you, Mike Lurker, but I never really could get past the overwhelming smell of Jay's place.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the overwhelming smell of Jacksonville?
ReplyDeleteI keep telling you, my house smelled fine until you came to visit!
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