Happi Hi Five Day, Bastards!

Couldn't find one that said Going to the Wax Museum...SO looking forward to this weekend even if I'm driving 8 hours with two kids...

International Record Store Day coincides with Bastard Nuptial Day, and let's all get excited. For Record Store Day 2014 (April 19), Jack...

Last Thursday . . . a tall man with a device resembling a 1980s-era cellphone was going door to door on Bourbon Street. The man was David W...

What do you get when Jason Narducy (Superchunk, Bob Mould) teams up with Britt Daniel (Spoon, Divine Fits) and Jon Wurster (Superchunk, Mo...

"A quiet life away from music helped save him. He apparently stopped drinking and left Memphis for New Orleans. (None of his friend...

Finally! Hope you bastards are warming up. The sun dresses are in full bloom here in the Stand Your Sunshine State.

I've predictably shot my wad way too early but this is the first time I haven't been mathematically eliminated on Day ...

Happy St Patrick's Day, bastards! O'Dave, you should still be drinking even if spring break is over.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama Zach, he's not our ambassador.

Just feast your ears on my stab at a Beyonce' song! I guess you shouldn't drink 11 Bud Lights before noon! Or should you...

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This is a thing.  Alas, I was unable to win one to give to Beckerboy for his wedding present.  Perhaps we can sneak his mobile away from...

Not as in I lent a bastard money and he paid me back with beer, but as in 'tis the solemn season of Lent. This time of speculation an...

Have a Pixi-fied weekend, you lot!

Cover art by Bastard High Deity Bill Watterson Anyone else in?

Harold Ramis, November 21, 1944 – February 24, 2014 .  I loved the scene he did in Knocked Up.

Bob Casale of Devo. Born: July 14th, 1952 . Deceased: February 17th, 2014

[click to embiggen, it's worth it] Automobile enthusiasts: I appreciate the above Subaru owner's sentiments. After 160,000 miles...

Every time I try to escape, it pulls me back in. Looking at 3rd and 4th snow day of the year, which means that I'll be stuck on Unit 2...