Not sure which I hate more, weddings or funerals. At least you don't have to paste on a fake smile at funerals. And at funerals, no one's ruining his life.
Why does your wife continue to look marvelous and you look like you just crawled out of a hedge?
Because she doesn't drink.
Actually I'm coveting your suit. Just not with you in it. But I really want a suit that shade.
Actually I'm coveting your wife's dress.
I had that baby Tailor-made in Dubai for about $200. I wish I would have had a couple more made. It's starting to look like it's the only suit I have. Because it is.
She'll probably loan it to you, Mike. She got it on e-bay last week.
Cool, that's where I get mine. But I fear our sizes are incongruous. It might fit one of my legs.
Not sure which I hate more, weddings or funerals.
ReplyDeleteAt least you don't have to paste on a fake smile at funerals.
And at funerals, no one's ruining his life.
Why does your wife continue to look marvelous and you look like you just crawled out of a hedge?
ReplyDeleteBecause she doesn't drink.
ReplyDeleteActually I'm coveting your suit. Just not with you in it. But I really want a suit that shade.
ReplyDeleteActually I'm coveting your wife's dress.
ReplyDeleteI had that baby Tailor-made in Dubai for about $200. I wish I would have had a couple more made. It's starting to look like it's the only suit I have. Because it is.
ReplyDeleteShe'll probably loan it to you, Mike. She got it on e-bay last week.
ReplyDeleteCool, that's where I get mine. But I fear our sizes are incongruous. It might fit one of my legs.
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